March 02, 2020
There’s romance in the air and you better believe your dog is feeling it too. Venus enters Taurus this week, and when Venus is in its home sign of Taurus, everyone feels like falling for some puppy love. Think Lady and the Tramp sharing spaghetti over a candle-lit dinner. Think Pongo and Perdita digging each other enough to make 101 Dalmatians. Your dog has every reason to fall head over hind legs for a dog that makes their stomach roll over. With dreamy, artistic, and sentimental Pisces season underway, you might even catch your dog writing love poems, barking along to love songs, and picking flowers for their human.
Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Unfortunately, you probably don’t speak the language of dogs, but at least your dog’s horoscope for the week of March 2 to March 8 will give you a pretty good idea of what your dog is going through. Believe it or not, astrology affects dogs too! And if you can’t get enough astro-pup content, check out the dog horoscope from last week as well. Your dog has so much to look forward to this week, and when they’re happy, you’re happy. Here’s what each zodiac sign can expect:
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to feel good, Aries! You’re a dog after all, and what’s the point of being a dog if you’re not having the time of your life? This week, you should treat yourself to something that gets your tail wagging. Ask your human for a belly rub that lasts hours. Go for a long walk and make sure you stop to sniff the roses. Eat all of your favorite gourmet dog food and then take a nap that lasts all afternoon long. The best thing about being a dog is getting to enjoy the simple pleasures of canine life. What’s there to be so stressed out about? It’s not like you have a job to go to. Unlike your human, you can stay at home all day and treat yo’self. Why not relish that?
Check out the Aries dog horoscope from last week.
This week, you’re the most pup-ular dog in your whole neighborhood, Taurus. Seriously, your human is on the verge of jealousy because of all the attention you’re getting. They can’t even invite people over without the whole social gathering becoming all about you! You’re showing up on everyone’s Insta-stories, they’re feeding you bites of cheese when your human isn’t looking, and everyone wishes they could take you home with them. It’s getting to the point where your human isn’t even sure if their friends actually want to see them or if they’re just making up an excuse to see you. It feels good being this adored, doesn’t it? Indulge in being the center of attention, Taurus!
Check out the Taurus dog horoscope from last week.
You’re a Gemini, which means everyone expects you to be the most bubbly and extroverted dog in the pack. However, you’re feeling spiritual at the moment, so cancel all the plans on your pup-tinerary and spend some time connecting with your dog-tuition. Light some candles (with your human’s supervision, of course), roll out the yoga mat, and practice your best downward facing dog. Put paw to paper and write down your thoughts in your journal. Pull out your tarot cards and ask the question “How can I be a good doggie?” You’re a soul first and a dog second, Gemini. Spend this week letting go of earthly concerns and connecting with your inner self!
Check out the Gemini dog horoscope from last week.
You’re feeling very political this week, Cancer. Who said dogs can’t organize and resist? Think about which causes are important to you. Do you believe in veterinary care for all? Do you want to help every dog at the shelter find a home? Do you want to lead the fight against those terrible puppy mills? Believe it or not, you can make a difference, Cancer. But first, you need to believe in yourself! If you decide to fight the good fight, every other dog will be inspired by your passion. You can lead an entire movement if you want to! If anyone tries to discourage you, ignore them. Raise your paw in the air and let the world know that you won’t back down!
Check out the Cancer dog horoscope from last week.
It’s time to get serious about your career, Leo. No more puppy-ing around! If you have dreams, you need to get down to doggie business and make it happen. What is your goal, anyway? To run a luxury dog company? To become a chef that serves the best jerky treats in town? To train puppies not to pee inside the house? To win gold at the doggie olympics? You can accomplish literally anything as long as you want it badly enough! After all, you are a Leo, and coming in first is second nature to you. If you’re willing to work hard this week, you’ll make some major strides. And guess what? You’ll also make your human ridiculously proud!
Check out the Leo dog horoscope from last week.
You deserve a vacation, Virgo. I know you’re used to working like a dog, but you need to give yourself a break. Why not plan a trip and visit a foreign country? You could buy tickets to a prestigious dog show in London. You could go shopping for new dog accessories at the chic boutiques in Paris. You could plan a trek through the beautiful nature of Yosemite National Park in California. There’s a whole world out there, just waiting for you to explore it! I mean, when’s the last time you left the office, Virgo? Every dog deserves a day off, so why not finally tell your boss you’re going to use that PTO of yours? Bon voyage, Virgo!
Check out the Virgo dog horoscope from last week.
Do you have a crush, Libra? I bet you do. In fact, I bet you’re so enamored of this dog that it’s consuming each and every one of your waking thoughts. What is it about this dog that’s got your heart playing fetch? Is it because they run faster than any other dog at the dog park? Is it the way they wink at you with those sexy blue eyes? Let me guess. It’s the new Siberian Husky that just moved into town, isn’t it? Just be careful, Libra. I mean, do you even really know them? Before they sweep you off your hind legs, make sure you really know what you’re getting yourself into. It’s time to be a little bit more mature about love than you have been in the past. Fall in love with the Husky’s personality, not their long luscious locks and Northern eyes!
Check out the Libra dog horoscope from last week.
You’ve been dating the Golden Retriever for a while now and it may be time to make things official, Scorpio. They’ve been dropping plenty of hints, after all! I mean, they’ve been referring to you guys as a “we,” making plans with you every weekend, and they even told you they want you to meet their human. What more proof do you need? Don’t be so nervous about asking them if you can switch your status from “Single” to “In a Relationship” on Facebook. I mean, that is the logical next step! Every dog in your neighborhood has heard rumors that there’s some puppy love going on between you two. Why not set the record straight once and for all?
Check out the Scorpio dog horoscope from last week.
I know you’d much rather play than get to work, Sagittarius, but you’ve been pup-crastinating on so many of your responsibilities. It’s time to focus! Your toys are lying in a messy heap on the living room floor, so get organized. You’re shedding your fur all over couch, so grab a brush and get to grooming. You’re forgetting what the word “sit” means, so catch up on some training. If you feel totally overwhelmed by all the work that needs to get done, here’s a reminder that the hardest part is always getting started! Once you put your best paw forward, it will all start falling into place. And remember, you’re a dog, not a cat! The cat is the lazy and messy one. Your human is relying on you to set a shining example.
Check out the Sagittarius dog horoscope from last week.
You’re an extremely well-behaved and obedient dog, Capricorn. However, you probably forced yourself to grow up a little too fast. You were the first puppy out of your whole litter to be housebroken, you always shushed yourself when you barked too loud, and you got bored of your toys way too fast. What are you trying to be so mature for? This week, it’s time for you to let loose. Why not invite all your dog friends over for a paw-ty? Why not roll around in the mud like you just don’t care? Why not indulge your instinct to bark at the (P)UPS delivery person? Life is too short to spend your days tied to a leash. Break the rules, Capricorn! Well, maybe just a few rules.
Check out the Capricorn dog horoscope from last week.
You’re not in the mood for some fling, Aquarius. You want true love! You want someone who will always be waiting for you at your doggie bed! I know that might be hard for you to admit because you prefer to seem aloof and mysterious, but you have to be honest with yourself. That Chihuahua you’ve been dating has no clue you’re interested in something serious. It may be time to have a talk and see if your paws are both on the same page. I know rejection is a scary thought, but you might as well know the chihuahua’s intentions before you start to catch feelings. And if they don’t like you like that, so what? You’re an adorable, sweet, and intelligent dog! You’ll always have that going for you.
Check out the Aquarius dog horoscope from last week.
I know you’ve had some romantic disappointments lately, but your flirtation game is seriously on point this week. Every dog is fawning over your ability to sweet talk. Sign up for a few dating apps and write some seriously clever and eye-catching bios! Introduce yourself to the cute Bichon Frise who’s been strutting their stuff around the dog park lately! Write them a love letter poetic enough to dub you the canine Shakespeare! You are romance in dog form, Pisces. Why not play the field a little bit and have some fun? There’s no need to overthink things. Just put some feelers out there and see if you get any responses. Dating is supposed to be fun! It’s time to give love another chance, Pisces.
Check out the Pisces dog horoscope from last week.