April 06, 2020
We’ve been in lockdown for a few weeks now and I bet you’ve been wearing the same sweatpants for three days straight. Even though you probably don’t feel inspired to get up and get dressed, your dog has more fashion sense than ever before. This week, a full moon in Libra will rise in the sky, and no zodiac sign is more invested in beauty than Libra. This air sign is all about style, grace, and looking good, so you better watch out. Your dog is grooming their fur, strutting their stuff, and posing for the perfect selfie. Not even a lockdown can discourage your canine from looking their best!
If you’re trying to distract yourself from the stressful news cycle at the moment, you should read your dog’s horoscope for the upcoming week of April 6 to April 12, and why not read last week’s dog horoscope while you’re at it? After all, we all have some extra time on our hands! But don’t worry. There’s plenty of astrological entertainment in your near future:
You’re in the mood to make a new friend, Aries. While you probably can’t visit the park and sniff other dogs’ butts at the moment (because you’re social distancing and being such a responsible dog), you can still make new friends! Ever heard of the internet? Why not send a direct message to someone you follow on Twitter or Instagram and start a fabulous virtual canine connection? You can chat about your favorite brands of dog food, your favorite dog-walking trails, and maybe even share some gossip about each other’s humans. The tea is piping hot, Aries! Who knows? Maybe once this lockdown is over, you guys can make plans to meet in person. Doesn’t that thought make your tail wag?
Check out the Aries dog horoscope from last week.
I bet you probably miss being active, Taurus. Even though everyone thinks of you as the sleepiest zodiac sign of all, what they don’t realize is that you have a very athletic side. You love going for long hikes, playing fetch with your human, and getting involved in aggressive games of tug of war with all the other dogs in the neighborhood. Because you’re being advised to stay at home, you’re probably feeling way more sluggish than usual. But that doesn’t mean you can’t adjust your fitness routine! Why not go for a swim in your backyard pool? Why not jumprope with your human? Why not follow a yoga tutorial on YouTube? There are still several ways to get the blood flowing, Taurus!
Check out the Taurus dog horoscope from last week.
Everyone knows how much you love to flirt, Gemini. And you’re so good at it! You bat those pretty puppy dog eyes and make all the dogs wish they had a shot with you. While you’re excellent at playing the love game, the thought of actually falling in love tends to put your tail between your legs. You’re a carefree, light-hearted Gemini who prefers to keep things no-leash-attached. Dating for life simply isn’t in your vocabulary… until now, that is. This week, you might just match with a dog on a doggie dating app who changes your mind about love. I know being vulnerable is ruff, but risking it all for love is way more worth it than you may realize. Face it, Gemini. You’re a dog with a big ol’ heart!
Check out the Gemini dog horoscope from last week.
No dog makes the home a happier place than you, Cancer. After all, Cancer is a very family-oriented zodiac sign who’s famous for being a homebody. I bet no one’s enjoying this lockdown more than you! Getting to stay at home all day and cuddle with your human? Now that sounds like a Cancer dog’s dream come true! This week, you’re feeling more at home than ever. However, your human might be having a difficult time getting used to this adjustment, so why not remind them why staying at home has its perks? After all, they get to watch you act silly and adorable all day! If there was ever a time to bring out the big guns, it’s now. Act cuter than you ever have before!
Check out the Cancer dog horoscope from last week.
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I know being in lockdown can get super boring, Leo. It doesn’t take a lot to make a dog happy, but when you can’t even take a trip to the dog park to visit your furry friends, any dog would get the blues. Even though you probably have way too much time on your paws, there are so many ways to combat boredom! Write a to-do list and get to work. Have you always wanted to write a coming-of-age novel about a dog going on an adventure? Have you always wanted to learn how to speak dogspañol? Have you always dreamed of perfecting your downward facing dog yoga pose? Now’s your chance, Leo. Believe it or not, there are still so many things to do!
Check out the Leo dog horoscope from last week.
I bet you’ve been itching to use that canine card of yours and go shopping, Virgo. You miss walking through the aisles at the local pet store and checking out all the new brands of dog food, dog toys, and dog sweaters. There’s simply something so luxurious about going shopping. Even a dog gets excited about new things! While social distancing requires you to stay at home as much as paw-ssible, you do have another option: online shopping. Put that paw on your keyboard, type out your canine card number, and buy all those items in your shopping cart. I bet you can even find a few promo codes to help you save money in the process. You can be furry and frugal!
Check out the Virgo dog horoscope from last week.
A lot is expected of you, Libra. Whoever said being “man’s best friend” wasn’t a whole lot of pressure? Everyone loves dogs because dogs are so eager to please everyone around them. However, people forget that dogs have hopes and dreams of their own too! This week, you should put your own needs first, Libra. How do you want to wear your fur? What’s your favorite flavor of doggie kibble? What route do you want to take on your daily walk? Let your human know there’s a new sheriff in town and they happen to walk on four legs and wag their tail! You don’t have to let everyone else call the shots, Libra. It’s time to become the strong, independent dog you were always meant to be!
Check out the Libra dog horoscope from last week.
I know you’re probably feeling very concerned about what’s going on in the world at the moment and it’s causing you to check the news all day long, Scorpio. However, it’s time to take a break! You’re a dog and it’s not natural for dogs to be refreshing their Twitter feeds all day long, hoping for good news about when this lockdown is coming to an end. Dogs are meant to be frolicking through nature and smelling tree stumps for other dogs’ pee. While you may not be able to do that stuff right now, you can still get some peace and quiet. Put away that phone, turn off CNN, and meditate. Picture yourself basking in sunshine at a beautiful dog park, surrounded by your furry friends. It will bring you all the zen you need!
Check out the Scorpio dog horoscope from last week.
I know you might just be one dog, but all it takes is one dog to change the world, Sagittarius. Think about a cause that matters to you and pour your heart into it, Sagittarius. Do you want to start a doggie food drive? Do you want to run for doggie office? Do you want to end animal abuse all around the world? There’s a reason dogs run in packs. After all, dogs know that we’re all in this together and we need to help each other through ruff times. So lend a helping paw, Sagittarius! You can be a real-life super-dog if you want to. You might not have superpowers but you sure do you have a super heart!
Check out the Sagittarius dog horoscope from last week.
Just because you’re sitting at home all day does not mean you’re not getting the attention you crave, Capricorn. In fact, you’re getting more attention than you ever have before! It’s like your human can’t stop rubbing your belly, feeding you treats, and calling you “the best wittle doggie in the whole wide world” in that obnoxious baby voice that’s reserved just for you. You may be missing your furry friends in the neighborhood, but you should bask in all the extra attention your human is giving you. After all, they’re social distancing and they’ve got nothing better to do! Doting on their dog is all the way at the top of their do-to list!
Check out the Capricorn dog horoscope from last week.
I bet you’re feeling extra jumpy lately, Aquarius. You’ve got the travel bug and it’s making you want to go on all sorts of doggie adventures! Unfortunately, you’re doing the responsible thing and social distancing at home with your human. I bet that’s got you moping all over the house, but you should keep your snout up, Aquarius! Why not watch a few travel documentaries? Why not plan out your next vacation so that you can go for it as soon as this lockdown is over? Why not make sure your passport is up-to-date and your luggage is ready to go? Believe it or not, daydreaming about your next big adventure will get you panting with enough excitement to get you through this.
Check out the Aquarius dog horoscope from last week.
You’re growing up, Pisces. All that puppy stuff? You’re ready to put it behind you. It’s time for you to puff up your chest and become the dog you were always meant to be! There are a few bad habits you might want to work on this week. If you’re still peeing on the carpet, gnawing on your human’s favorite pair of shoes, and eating the cat’s food when they’re not looking, you might want to rethink your choices. Don’t you want to make your human proud? Believe it or not, you’re ready to do the right thing. This is not just any old transformation; it’s a dog-formation and you are the dog! Face it, Pisces. You’re ready to pass the torch and lead the way for all the young puppies who are about to follow in your paw steps.
Check out the Pisces dog horoscope from last week.